It’s not spam if you ask for it.

Look. We’re in the business of selling stuff. And it’s often easier to sell more stuff to people who have already bought some of our stuff than to people who have never heard of our stuff. So, we send out emails stuffed full of stuff for sale at special prices to people who like getting that sort of stuff. Not every day, like certain retailers we won’t mention (you buy one pair of cargo shorts and...well, you know), but just often enough that you’ve got a good chance of finding the stuff you want stuffed with more value. So, sign up below and join the stuff movement. And if you get tired of our stuff, an unsubscribe link is at the bottom of each email so you can tell us to stuff it.

I crave stuff! Here is my email address that I know you will never sell*.

*See our Privacy Policy for details on how we don’t divulge your info for dollars or bitcoins.